*The Test Time Transformation Theorem (TTT Theorem)*

Statement: The ratio of time allotted for the completion of an examination as
deemed sufficient by a mathematics instructor and the time actually required to
complete such an exam is a real number *c* such that *c* is always less than one.

While I have yet to fashion a mathematical proof for this theorem, I
have accrued four agonizing years worth of data, and I feel the results are
consistent enough to establish an empirical verification of the theorem's
validity. My most recent research has been the detailed study of this number *c*.
I have established the most rudimentary formula for predicting this number for
any examination. Naturally with these promising beginnings,
I am expecting to land grant after grant. In fact, I have already set up a
prospectus for studying this TTT *c*-variable on college examinations given in
the nearby vicinity of carribean islands and ski-resorts world-wide.